Da mudder sez I have toes like icicles. Better to poke you wid, lady~

Dis our secret, okay?

A very very belated Happy Christmas!

I been trying to hide deez photo as much as possible, but my stoopid mudder found them.

Bathtime is stoopid

What's wrong with rolling in dead earthworms and stomping through mud? I'm not allowed to sit on the sofa when I'm all dirrty, so it's bathtime for this Fruitface. Is the bubble wig really necessary????

Plumm: Fruit or Dog?

DOG I SAY! Plumm is a silly red Boston Terrier who loves to give kisses and sneeze in your face. Her ball is never far behind. Welcome to her world.